Wherein I remember my grandmother.
Wherein I describe why you should follow more women.
Wherein I relate a tale about a dead heroin addict.
Wherein I describe the process of seasoning cast-iron, and also my mid-life crisis.
Wherein I allow others to give me New Year’s resolutions.
Wherein I explain my online “handle”.
Wherein I regale you with the story about how I ran my car into a police officer.
Wherein I reminisce about a music conference in the early 1990s.
Wherein I announce a career change.
Wherein I reveal the last gasp of Nexus Wars’ life.