Wherein I review a movie made by an amazing cinematographer and a mediocre rap artist.
Wherein I review a movie about a rich guy with expensive toys who treats women like objects.
Wherein I talk about the meaning of the word “is”.
Wherein I talk mad shit about a popular film by one of my favorite directors.
Wherein I wax nostalgic about an artificially intelligent disk jockey I once wrote.
Wherein Gene Hackman is amazing.
Wherein I suffer the brilliance of Shakespeare.
Wherein I am exasperated at a wooden garden gnome.
Wherein I review a game about teleportation.
Wherein I talk about the Sopranos finale.