Wherein I give you my secret chili recipe.
Wherein I learn to say, “Also, fuck you.”
Wherein I reveal the dos and don’ts about river tubing.
Wherein I think about the circle of violence.
Wherein I try to convince you to use a straight razor when shaving.
Wherein I explain as to why my face was on every Wikipedia page for an hour.
Wherein my grandfather teaches me to twirl a pistol.
Wherein I describe first hearing the siren call of the True Metal.
Wherein I show you photos I took in Berlin.
Wherein I talk about being prepared.