Sometimes, the Impossible Turkey lurks in the shadows, watching people from above. Like a bat.

Sometimes, the Impossible Turkey lurks in the shadows, watching people from above. Like a bat.

Sometimes, the Impossible Turkey lurks in the shadows, watching people from above. Like a bat.

Sometimes, the Impossible Turkey lurks in the shadows, watching people from above. Like a bat.

The Impossible Turkey likes walking gardens.
The Impossible Turkey works out and likes to check himself out in the mirror from time to time.